Mayhave Monday: Dirty Word Whoopsie

As previously mentioned, the stinker had/has a cold for the past too many days.  We did, however, manage to have a little fun this weekend.  She wore Daddy's shorts AND Mama's t-shirt.  We got her stool that Daddy made her all painted and personalized.  Aaaand we spent a lot of time accessorizing the snotty nose.  All around we've made the best of the situation, I think.

Shmoopsy poo!  Look at those poor, sweet, sick eyes!  Don't you just want to snuggle her half to death??

So, I MAY be considering combining our family blog and Down and Dirty.  Well, I am considering it.  I just haven't made a final decision.  I don't really like how it forces me to compartmentalize our lives into our family life and my thoughts as a human being.  You really cannot get one without the other.

I also MAY or MAY NOT have said a dirty word while trimming back my pretty blue flower bush because it looks a little wild and because, hello, these little guys add so much to my kitchen.  

When The Hunk got home from his grill buying adventure I asked him to go take a look in the bush that elicited the dirty word from my clean lips [insert exceedingly merited eye roll].  He went over.  Took a look.  And his jaw dropped.  He then dug around in the garage for an appropriate tool and....

...tried to retrieve the dirty word worthy item.  And then he realized I was taking pictures and said...

... "Really?"  And I said..."We have to document this."  And mostly I just enjoy watching him with anything that resembles...

...a snake.  Some disgusting snake used MY overgrown pretty flower bush to shed his skin.  Sickedy, sick, sick.  Sick.  Some of it is still in the bush because it was all tangled up.  We figure it's about 2 feet long.  TWO FEET!  Excellent.  So excited about that.  It did provide me with some serious amusement from my man.  He hates snakes.  Deep down in his soul hates 'em.  Homey isn't scared of anything but snakes.  He doesn't do snakes.  Wouldn't even touch the skin with his hands...the pokey retrieval device was absolutely necessary.  

You would've said a dirty word, too, right?!

Alright, somebody hit me with something.  Surely ONE of you has a funny story to share or a [maybe notsofunny] lesson learned??  Leave a comment or link up!